Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking. Epic Rap Battles of History
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! ## # ALBERT EINSTEIN # VS # # STEPHEN HAWKING # # BEGIN! # # WHEN I APPLY MY BATTLE THEORY # # MINDS ARE RELATIVELY BLOWN # # SO TAKE A SEAT STEVE # # OOPS, I SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN # # WHAT’S WITH YOUR VOICE? # # I CAN’T FRICKIN’ TELL # # YOU SOUND LIKE WALL-E # # HAVING SEX WITH A SPEAK & SPELL # # I’LL SCHOOL YOU ANYWHERE # # MIT TO OXFORD # # ALL YOUR FANS WILL BE LIKE # # UM, THAT WAS HAWK-WARD # # I’M AS DOPE AS TWO RAPPERS # # YOU BETTER BE SCARED # # CAUSE’ THAT MEANS ALBERT E EQUALS M C SQUARED # ## # YOU’VE # # GOT NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE MESSING WITH HERE BOY # # I GOT 12 INCH RIMS ON MY CHAIR # # THAT’S HOW I ROLL YA’LL # # YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GLUED A MUSTACHE ON A TROLL DOLL # # I’LL BE STRETCHING OUT THE RHYME # # LIKE GRAVITY STRETCHES TIME # # WHEN YOU TRY TO PUT YOUR LITTLE P-BRANE # # AGAINST THIS KIND OF MIND # # I’M THE BEST # # I’M THE SNOOP DOGG OF SCIENCE # # I’LL BE DROPPING MAD APPLES ON YOUR HEAD # # FROM THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS # # I’M THE GIANT WHOSE SHOULDERS # # YOU’D HAVE STOOD ON IF YOU COULD STAND # # I’LL GIVE YOU A BRIEF HISTORY OF PAIN WITH THE BACK OF MY HAND # # YOU CAN’T DESTROY MATTER OR ME FOR SERIOUS # # RIPPING HOLES IN YOU # BIGGER THAN THE HOLE # # IN YOUR BLACK HOLE THEORY WAS # ## # THERE ARE 10 MILLION # # MILLION # # MILLION # # MILLION # # MILLION # # MILLION # # MILLION # # MILLION # # PARTICLES IN THE UNIVERSE # # THAT WE CAN OBSERVE # # YOUR MAMA TOOK THE UGLY ONES # # AND PUT THEM INTO ONE NERD # # YOU WANNA BRING THE HEAT # # WITH THE MUSHROOM CLOUDS YOU’RE MAKING # # I’M ABOUT TO BAKE RAPS FROM SCRATCH # # LIKE CARL SAGAN # # AND WHILE IT’S TRUE # # THAT MY WORK IS BASED ON YOU # # I’M A SUPER COMPUTER # # YOU’RE LIKE A TI-82 # # WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! # # EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! # # END OF RAP BATTLE! # ##
TI 82 is fucking useful
it took me forever to get the "albert E=mc2 joke", so if he's 2 MCs put together that makes him Mc2, haha, that one was genius.
god i love this
Stephen Hawking was good
Einsteins theory of relativity holds so far, but knowing the track record of science its just the beginning. 🤔
This is one of the best!!
I guess Eisten won for the very first strike
I play these songs when I'm driving in the hood
I feel like this is a tie
Lmao
Stephen couldnt move some of the facial muscles you guys moved
Still the best erb ever created
sooo many kids quoted this video when i was in middle school
The 1000000..particles is still the best line in all ERB
In a parallel dimension, Einstein never made his theory, we never learned how to make the atom bomb, and ww2 was the end of the world. In this one, he did. Isn't that some scary thoughts?
"When you try to put you little p-brane against this kind of mind" has to be one of the best/smartest lines in erb!!!
Playing Stephen hawking must have been a difficult performance
The fact that Hawking's just playing Angry Birds the whole time always gets me.
why isn't this on ERB's channel?
Bro, whoever made these rap battle like this is the shit. LMAO
"Alles ist vorherbestimmt, Anfang wie Ende, durch Kräfte, über die wir keine Gewalt haben." A. EINSTEIN
Matt BELLAMY, BONO, BOWIE, CABREL, KURT COBAIN, PHIL COLLINS, RICK DAVIES, PETER GABRIEL, GAHAN, GILMOUR, M. L.GORE, HODGSON, HUCKNALL, E.JOHN, HOLLY JOHNSON, JIM KERR, KNOPFLER, SIMON LE BON, TILL LINDEMANN, STEVE LUKATHER, Mc CARTNEY, MADONNA, MARYLIN MANSON, BRIAN MAY, BRIAN MOLKO, ORZABAL, POLNAREFF, NICK RHODES, MIKE RUTHERFORD, WILLIAM SHELLER, SOUCHON, STING, ROBERT SMITH, ROGER TAYLOR, THE EDGE, NEIL TENNANT, ROGER WATERS…
Only blue eyes…
Wie MOZART, BEETHOVEN, SCHUBERT,R WAGNER, R STRAUSS… USW :°
777
I love how almost nobody is choosing a winner since both of them are really great scientists 😊❤️
Hawking won
"Rippin holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theroy was"
Um… Actually Albert, as it turns out…
Bro its been so long
2019?
1:19
Wait the intro is keyblade
That 10000000000000000000000 particles line…..Epic!
Out of all of the episodes, this one is still my favorite.
Any possibility of Einstein winning was thrown into a black hole when he mocked Stephen for being disabled. However, even discounting that, Hawking radiated his victory to the point Albert simply evaporated.
Albert Hawking won
I would of said that your mama took have of know universe
1:19 the beat dropped harder than my grandma
This is the best ERB video 🔥🔥🔥💥
CAUSE THAT MEANS ALBERT E EQUALS MC SQUARED
Hawking got this one!
This beat goes hard up to this day……
Let's talk about how Stephen Hawking quoting Isaac Newton with the "mad apples from the shoulders of giants" thing in a rap battle was truly GENIAL
"Albert E equals MC squared"
I think we can all agree who won here…
Carl Sagan
I'm like a supercomputer, you're like a TI-82!!!!
LOL! That was funny!
this battle is dope
Charlie Chaplin and Mr. Bean !!!
Anybody else smell somthing burnig
So much atuotune
"I´m the giant whose shoulders you´d have stood on, if you could stand" holy shit Einstein is brutal
0:48 is the funny Stephen hawking part
You need to do a rap battle between Elizabeth Holmes vs. Betty Crocker
albert really win this one
0:46 1:26 savage
Take a seat steve oh! you already have your own
sorry, hawking was just playing angry birds while spitting fire, there's no need to choose a winner anymore
Battles between the ones with the same major are the best
I wouldn't be surprised if Hawkings watched this
Like the number Infinity8 and Beyone.
Why do I feel smarter after listening to this
Best battle in first season
I respect these passing geniuses, but I feel more better with Einstein for reasons because like he and others like me, share a specific quality
Jesus Christ, I'm old
“So take a seat Steve- oh, I see you brought your own”
this guys disabled
Hawking
“I’m about to bake raps from scratch….” – but he only puts in one last burn before the battle closes: so, does this mean there’ll be a rematch sometime??
That where the 10 million meme came for
Both won xD
Stephen hawking won
cool
This one is still my favorite
Two nerds really put good fight
imagine ERB dropping a diss track
Dummy
Hawking won In my opinion
Hawkins
First verse of einstein was instant win.
steve won
Who won
Albert Einstein – Like
Stephen Hawking – Comment
Who won
Stephen Hawking – Like
Albert Einstein – Comment
Who won
Carl Sagan – Like
Stephen Hawking/Albert Einstein – Comment
We were talking about Stephen Hawking in school and I accidentally called him Stephen King whoops. Then I forgot Stephen Hawking died 😐
Do Boomer vs millenial
Two legendary nerds
Albert was funny
Hawking won, but not without taking some really hard blows from Einstein lol
This video belong to ERB
1:11 Except Einstein was the one who discovered that matter CAN be destroyed. That’s the whole point of E=mc^2. It means that mass is equivalent to energy, so you can destroy mass, but it will be converted into energy according to that equation (E is energy, m is the mass, and c is the speed of light).
R.I.P Stephen Hawkin
In my opinion Steven Hawking wins but the Albert Einstein was good too!
Albert Einstein won
Steve Erkel vs Sheldon Cooper Ph. D.
Steven hawking WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmao …😆😆😆
Can’t beat the stein
Can we take just a moment to talk about the skill level it takes to pull off acting while portraying a paralytic ??
Albert Einstein won but Stephen’s voice was so heavily auto tuned
The "I'm as dope as two rappers" line makes sense, because sometimes when two artists collaborate, it can be formatted as "artist x artist", which in this case is Albert Einstein, the MC, times himself – Albert Einstein = (MC)^2. Also because of FOIL (first inner outer last) (MC)^2 = M^2 + 2*M*C + C^2.
Better than half the songs I’ve heard in 2019
Charlie Chaplin and Rowan Atkinson
Still the best one.
Hawking's flow is wicked tho
Stephen king won
STEPHEN ABSOLUTELY SLAUGHTERED EINSTEIN